Counteroffer…. #2 pencil, bubble sheet and one yes/no question.

“We are completely confident in the President’s ability to handle himself with any attorney, for any period of time, but this Mueller guy? No way” shouted Rudolph Giuliani as he stepped from his motorcycle side car – goggles still on. “The guy is a trickster, a totally unethical slimeball who will lay traps. Questions like “tell me what you had for breakfast. Or what is your son’s favorite sport” he knows damn well Trump couldn’t pick Baron out of a line up, let alone know what he likes to do. So no way. Too dangerous. We’ll give them one question with a yes or no answer and The president will fill it out on a bubble sheet we can scan. And THAT’S our final offer”.