Prime time Stunner…

In a PPV special scheduled tentatively for Sunday night at 9 pm of Labor Day weekend, The History Channel is hosting the simultaneous unveiling of both Barack Obama’s birth certificate and Donald Trump’s 2012-2017 tax returns. PPV proceeds are expected to pay off America’s 21 trillion deficit and fund public education for every American student through the year 2061. Video retrospectives of their lives and accomplishments, and performances by Beyoncé, The Smothers Brothers, Kid Rock and Bonzo the chimp will highlight the star studded spectacle. More to come on this once in a lifetime event.