Presidential tweet

“In spite of the fake, disgusting news you might be hearing, I’m not the least bit concerned about Don Jr. he’s a great kid, and by the way has phenomenal hair – just like your favorite President. Anywho, I have a great relationship with Putin, we clicked, everybody wanted a boxing match, but he and I just held hands for like 50 minutes straight. Beautiful eyes. It’s amazing what you can find out when you know how to handle relationships – like he has a Pekingese named Smokey that can walk 80 feet on its hind legs – Obama never found that out! Why? He’s a low IQ loser, that’s why. Probably never thought to ask. Big V (that’s what his close friends call him – myself included now! See how diplomacy works John Kerry!) has assured me that in the new government Don jr will be just fine, probably will even get to run portions of the international real estate portfolio. So don’t believe all you read, see and hear”.