“Look, I don’t give a crap, get it out!!!! I don’t care if Lincoln, Roosevelt and some other jackass slept in it. Throw it in the garbage, it’s uncomfortable and my mcfish sandwich fell between the Boards last night and I couldn’t get it out. I want the bunk bed in there right away. I promised a friend of mine from Russia that we’d have a slumber party this fall and this is going to happen!! Do you understand? I promised him the top bunk – he thinks the bed is in there already….”