Breaking…. Norwich Connecticut, 8:53 AM.
In a startling discovery at the childhood home of famous American traitor Benedict Arnold, a diary was found underneath the kitchen floor boards. Scrawled on each of the 34 pages contain variations of the words “No, you’re the puppet”. Some 622 instances of the phrase in all were written. Historians of famous traitors have found a remarkable similarity in the writings of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, Judas iscariot, Aldrich Ames and Robert Hansen, where the interrupted use of the words “you are the puppet” seems to be a delusional symptom of pushback against those pursuing them.
In unrelated news, actual puppet Howdy Doody has filed a discrimination law suit against the government over the unfair treatment of puppets.
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